Well, *sniff* she is showing her age by burying the bodies. Everyone knows you either dissolve them with acid in the bathtub or leave them out to feed the buzzards. Oh, how our old-fashioned ways betray us!
Hmmm, that IS a going point. I'm actually a bit surprised she DOESN'T leave them for the vultures, especially with that large yard. Oh well, perhaps she is 'seasoning' them for something else? ;-)
Bodies? Wonder how much money I would get for turning her in?
I wouldn't try it. She'd probably win over the police and get them to YOU arrested for the murders. ;-)
Excellent! I might have to slip that one into a random conversation some time in the future ... just for fun. ;)
Oh, definitely! That would totally be an awesome 'conversation' piece! ;-)