Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Extension 666: On Hold in Hell for Eternity

The Bastard Operator from Hell has finally been located...



Extension 666: On Hold in Hell for Eternity

This has GOT to be one of the craziest (and best) ideas I've ever heard for dealing with annoying phone callers.  I'd love to be able to do something like this to salespeople and "survey" people who call us at night and on weekends, except that I'd want the script to be much weirder, and with the most horrible music I can find -- you know, like the elevator version of "Greatest Hits of the Dentist's Office" played by a group of tone deaf cellists and trumpet players.  And, now that I think of it, I have both a son and a nephew who could probably set it up for us!  Hmmmmm...

I hope you enjoyed the wait!  (And is this totally goth, or what???)


8 comments:

  1. As a receptionist, I approve this message! Muwahaha!

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    1. And as a former receptionist, I agree with you!

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  2. I love this! Maybe pause the music for a "human" to pick up and speak at very low volume... give the caller a couple seconds to up the volume on the phone... and then a loud blast of feedback before returning to the bad music.

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    1. Oh, I LIKE your style!! That would make it even better... no, worse... YES!!

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